Pedro and Buddy News Update

News update regarding Buddy and Pedro, the so called gay penguins at the Toronto Zoo. The zookeepers split the pair up last month in an attempt to get some of the female penguins preggers. While the zoology community barely batted an eyelid, the public at large were more divided. A few outspoken observers smelled something fishy…..so to speak, about zoo policy breaking up the monogamous pair and their well established “bromance”..Well…… apparently Buddy, the older of the two, far from crying in his anchovy bowl over the whole thing, went for the bait and within three days successfully hooked up with a chick, well, a female who may have some chicks. Pedro, the younger of the two studmuffins, may need to call the Celebrity Matchmaker as he has, at present, failed to find new love around the cement pond (an old Beverly Hillbillies reference).  CaptCliff has his spyglass on the situation and will keep you informed.