Monthly Archives: November 2012

Sex with animals is one of my “pet peeves”, so to speak. I’ve given my opinion on this before. It has nothing to do with morality, inter-species coupling or a condescending belief that the human race is “better” or more … Continue reading →

Hunting for the Homeless on Thanksgiving 2012 by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. Part One We have a special tradition on Thanksgiving. After we (the Mazer clan of Atlanta) pig out into a near comatose state of pure gluttony and uber-sloth, we … Continue reading →

Part One   CaptCliff has a special tradition on Thanksgiving. After we (the Mazer clan of Atlanta) pig out into a near comatose state of gluttony and uber-sloth, we all get together on the following day (Black Friday) not to … Continue reading →

On Thanksgiving and Jacob’s Ladder by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   (submitted to the Atlanta Jewish Times) In a world of increasing anxiety and competition to “succeed”, particularly in Jewish households who esteem success and high achievement, Rachel Lavictoire’s essay, “Climbing … Continue reading →

Shtup (Adult / Slang) Or: shtup / stup , slang term meaning copulate, more often said of and by men. From the Yiddish meaning to push. Chiefly American usage. See copulation for synonyms. Riddle me this. The President was just … Continue reading →

Due to the ubiquitous presence of completely insignificant information on the internet, I have ascertained a strange recent phenomena involving a connection between crime, violence and eating Cheetos. As a Cheetos lover (addict) myself, I was, of course, compelled to … Continue reading →

To all my friends and family who voted for Romney (and there were a fair number of you): Please dont panic. The sky will not fall. Your doomsday fears and exaggerated beliefs are not true and will not happen, ie. … Continue reading →

There is a reason you dont see the following headline on TMZ or your Facebook newsfeed:  Baby Boomer Rocks Gray Beard and Extra Large T-Shirt at Starbucks!! Simply put, it ain’t news. Why then is it deemed significant enough of a … Continue reading →

CaptCliff is pretty cheap. Also I’m kind of a food whore. Put those together and what do ya have?   Here’s a good example.  Lately I’ve had chinese food on the brain. Sometimes I go on food “rolls” in which all … Continue reading →