Monthly Archives: July 2013

f As a young kid growing up in Highland Park, Illinois, my mother wore the pants of the family but my father as sole breadwinner and figurehead ran a pretty tight ship. God willing he will be 90 years old … Continue reading →

What if we could remove all our daily distractions and allow our subconscious spirituality to guide us? I was piddling around, lost in thought today, and feeling kind of anxious/nervous about my father who is pretty ill. He will be … Continue reading →

Thank God for Yul Brynner.  He and his handsome bald head may have saved my life. For many years I was enslaved by my Platinum membership in “The Hair Club”.  I wore a stupid looking hairpiece for well over a … Continue reading →

Euphemia Haye Dessert Bar, Longboat Key If there is such a thing as transgressive art and transgressive fiction like “splatterpunk”, what would you call someone who obsessively watches food shows like Iron Chef, Chopped and Man Versus Food and zooms … Continue reading →

Sandy Springs Psychologist recognized locally as “Another Semi-Retired Guy Who Thinks He’s Sort of Like David Sedaris”.    Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. was noted (mostly on his own rather obscure website) to have written hundreds of very clever blogs, out-of date … Continue reading →

Typical of major news from Delaware: A 20 year old man without much of a visible neck has been arrested at a Walmart for flinging gobs of his semen at women shoppers he believed to be “hot”. Frank Short, height … Continue reading →

http://www.dailyfinance.com/on/vibrating-train-windows-transmit-ads-into-skull/ Do you understand the concept of touching something/anything and having it transmit an advertisement for vaginal deodorant directly into your head? Imagine riding on a train or bus and inadvertently leaning against the window and having a multi-sensory epiphany … Continue reading →