Monthly Archives: March 2012

Once upon a time, when I was a kid around age 12 or 13, on a beautiful summer day with the forever memorable sound of seven year cicadas humming away in leafy suburban Highland Park, Illinois, my mother came into … Continue reading →

John Carter Movie Review: Great Plyometrics But Heads Will Roll by Cliff Mazer on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:27am · You know the part of John Carter where he is slinging a big round rock over his head with … Continue reading →

Rush Limbaugh and His Minions Clog the Internet Like Too Much Matzoh on Passover by Cliff Mazeron Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:54pm · Rush Limbaugh has gotten alot of press lately for being a gigantic bore who speaks first … Continue reading →

Australians, The Honey Badger of Human Beings by Cliff Mazer  on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 11:09pm · Simply put, this essay is one mans attempt to praise those plucky Australians, otherwise known as Aussies. They are without doubt the … Continue reading →

Listen to the Music: In My Head by Cliff Mazer  on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 12:27pm · Have you ever watched something on You Tube or Tosh 2.0 or even Cops and suddenly had an old song pop into … Continue reading →

CaptCliff on Bestiality: Hello Sodom, Hello Gomorrah Once again there appears to be a rash of bestiality in the news. We need to remain calm, thoughtful and optimistic in the face of such, well, inhumane acts. In the case of … Continue reading →

What would you do if you happened to have an identical twin that you didnt particularly like and had trouble getting along with? How about if you were one of two conjoined (siamese) twins who had completely different tastes, preferences … Continue reading →

Recently I remembered that I had signed up to go to my 40th high school reunion in Highland Park, Illinois in less then a month. As a Clinical Psychologist I am often called on to represent reality and constructive thinking … Continue reading →

Given my personality, I kinda wish I could go quietly into that good nite. It would certainly mitigate alot of the drama.  I would have written more but it took me the first 10 minutes to find the little box … Continue reading →