https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hegseth-orders-hundreds-senior-military-171326326.html

Ok this should be interesting. Pete Hegseth the Secretary of War has called for a mandatory face to face meeting of up to 800 major generals and admirals in all branches of active military service. Also great to tell the whole world about this unprecedented Handmaid’s Tale type Commanders event in advance so that some foreign or domestic terrorist, lunatic 19 year old Incel who thinks he’s a “true” patriot or disgruntled Dr. Strangelove/Seven Days in May alcoholic general with bipolar mania, Antifa busboy with a dark web mass murder gaming fetish or even a random AI Chatbot addicted delusional military attache with “Rapture psychosis” could conceivably destroy the entire US military command with one well placed biological agent or Fuhrerbunker briefcase bomb. Let’s face it, keeping things under wraps is not exactly Pete Hegseth’s forte. He’s also a sucker for this kind of “Boys will be Boys” Operation Tailhook strip club debriefings and Top Gun/Top shelf liquor “security meetings” so we can only pray his sobriety remains intact. I’d personally feel better knowing Commander Pete has a surgically implanted breathalyzer which monitors his blood alcohol level 24/7 and livestreams the results to open public Facebook, Instagram, his wife and the Jumbotron kissing cam in Boston’s Fenway Park.

Honestly, nobody really knows what’s going on and it might just turn out to be a Squid Games meets American Ninja Warrior military mass firing, West Wing loyalty test or Orange Theory fitness event utilizing Hegseth and Robert Kennedy Jr’s personal Crossfit expertise to weed out the bloat in dollars and pounds (not to mention diversity,equity and inclusion programming) among the US top brass and flag officers.

Note: It’s now reported President Trump will also be attending the aforementioned Department of War pep rally so let’s hope all the flat or sloping rooftops, grassy knolls and nearby landscape hedges will be swept repeatedly by the Secret Service beforehand since they appear to attract more 21-40 year old Lee Harvey Oswald wannabes and non-binary hunters with sniper rifles than my ivy covered property in Atlanta attracts hordes of bloodthirsty virus infected killer mosquitoes.