I am more of a hypochondriac than a paranoid type, but let me ask you a question. Assuming your name is Doris or Bill, how would you feel to wake up one morning only to find ads plastered all over the internet for a popular new “anti inflammatory” sports drink called, KILL DORIS or KILL BILL?? Well, actually if it was KILL BILL it wouldn’t be so shocking because there is at least a movie by that name with Uma Thurman all about a ninja chick on a revenge rampage. Just like in the film, I might just know some people I would be tempted to leave a poisonous black mamba in their trailer, but in the end I would never have the guts to do it. Plus, I’m afraid of snakes, especially the kind that kill you in about 5 minutes. I also would love to be able to pluck out somebody’s eye ball in one swift ninja move. That would take an awful lot of practice and few individuals would let you practice on them. However, i digress………Given the fact that there is no movie that I know of involving CaptCliff the Homicidal Ninja Psychologist, I find it rather troubling that somebody randomly decided to name a sports drink, Kill Cliff. I dont even get the premise, and if I dont get it with my vast intelligence, I worry about the epsilon minus semi-morons walking about, or trolling the internet looking for a good idea or direction in life. Cant we just call this campaign off and rename it KILL TRUMP or KILL NEWT? That has a much nicer ring to it and I’m sure would make a lot of people feel better right away.
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