As you know, I have a certain obligation to report news that is both weird and sex related, on account of my professional license and expertise. Legitimately, some may question how being a psychologist and sex therapist entitles me to write a blog about an angry ex-girlfriend attempting to castrate a man with her bare hands. I have no answer except to say that people do funny things when they are pissed off and in this case there are some interesting coincidences that give the story added oomph, shall we say. At least hear me out and try not to wince too much. An angry jilted lover in Indiana stormed into her boyfriend’s apartment and found him “busy” on the computer. We dont know what he was doing exactly but we do know exactly what she did. She grabbed his scrotum and refused to let go. Apparently this was a woman with considerable hand strength as she nearly pulled off his entire package minus his “Anthony Weiner”. Here comes the coincidence part. The man was rushed to the nearest hospital which was……Ball Memorial Hospital.  I kid you not. I doubt that the man could appreciate the irony, but we can, as well as wish him a complete recovery….of all his parts. Moral of the story? Lock your door when seeking privacy and never go out with a crazy jealous woman who has perfected the Uma Thurman snatch and grab ninja move in Kill Bill. Sometimes an “eye for an eye” is more like a “nut for a nut” .

http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html