Author Archives: captaincliff

Casey’s Diary Day Two: Back to the Homeland   Ok, things definitely did not work out in Attatabad, or whatever they call it. Pakistan is so stupid! All I did was sit around and do my nails (mortuary black with … Continue reading →

Canoe Restaurant Review Rating 4 stars out of 5 (To get a 5 they have to be absolutely flawless, offer sexual amenities,  and/or free organ transplants)   After two weeks of exercising and eating healthy (ok, I was starving to … Continue reading →

Casey’s Journal: Day One Wow, I cant believe I am out!! It’s so weird to be able to just get up and do whatever I want! I also cant believe all these people sent me free money and checks. I … Continue reading →

In my capacity as a certified sexologist, it has come to my attention that I sometimes exceed my mandate to inform the public about interesting sex related news articles, including the guy whose wife cut off his manhood (hood and … Continue reading →

And now the wooden gavel came hurtling down through the air And Casey stood awatching it in classic psychopathic glare Close by the sturdy bailiffs stood, absolutely sure “Guilty” would be read “That ain’t my duct tape or DNA”, said … Continue reading →

Dont be surprised about Casey Anthony. Just got back from Florida after driving 8 hours. I saw the real Florida, not Disneyworld or South Beach. I saw the side of the state with humongous highway signs that say, “We Got … Continue reading →

I like to keep up with current events. Today it was a tough choice between the article about the German Cannibal Killer below or one on AOL News entitled: Michelle Obama Shows Off in Vibrant Pantsuit……..That kind of threw me … Continue reading →

My three sons, aged 21 to 25 often accuse me of “bottom-lining”. After conducting a futile google search, I realized I needed to ask them what they meant by that. Briefly, and I paraphrase, they meant I like to offer … Continue reading →

My theory is that Cindy Anthony ( a somewhat controlling and critical person who normally pretends like everything is normal, “fine” and in control) violently confronted Caycee Anthony on June 15th, ended up choking her and screaming about the stolen … Continue reading →