Capt Cliff News Update!! Olive Garden Joins Applebees in Reducing the Legal Age of Drinking to…like Zero

Not to be outdone by Applebees, Olive Garden has quickly joined the ranks of family style restaurants now serving booze to toddlers. A two year old in Florida got a big surprise in his orange juice yesterday when the Italian eatery “accidentally” served him a white wine sangria drink in a kids cup. Not exactly known for its shrewd marketing in the past, Olive Garden has clearly shown itself to be a fierce competitor in the growing kiddie liquor business. Olive Garden’s national spokesperson after first claiming to “regret” the mistake, was heard to mouth off camera, “and if you drink enough alcohol, maybe the food wont taste so shitty”.




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Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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