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Monthly Archives: March 2012
CaptCliff Blogs Off on the News: What is With the Germans and Eating People They Kidnap?
I like to keep up with current events. Today it was a tough choice between the article about the German Cannibal Killer below or one on AOL News entitled: Michelle Obama Shows Off in Vibrant Pantsuit……..That kind of threw me … Continue reading
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Capt Cliff: Pirate Psychologist and Bottom-liner
My three sons, aged 21 to 25 often accuse me of “bottom-lining”. After conducting a futile google search, I realized I needed to ask them what they meant by that. Briefly, and I paraphrase, they meant I like to offer … Continue reading
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CaptCliff (Inspector Mazer) Crack Tot Mom Case
My theory is that Cindy Anthony ( a somewhat controlling and critical person who normally pretends like everything is normal, “fine” and in control) violently confronted Caycee Anthony on June 15th, ended up choking her and screaming about the stolen … Continue reading
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On Weiner’s weiner
I’ve been asked my professional opinion of the “weiner” scandal. I cant believe people are so immature and titillated by tweeted crotch shots (no, that wasn’t a pun). I will not lower myself to the b-anal level of the mass media and their talking heads….That wasn’t a cheap shot either. Apparently, the actual x-rated photo was “leaked” today, released by a couple of radio shock jocks short of common decency. I will now look at the offending photo…..OH MY GODD!! If this reaches the level of criminal prosecution, I promise there will NOT be a hung jury.
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Charlie Sheen is an Asshole
I just decided. Charlie Sheen is an asshole. There is no “winning”, just doing the best we can with what we got. There is no getting away with anything. Every time we choose unwisely it comes back to bite us … Continue reading
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Counterpoint to The Facebook Reef: A Crabby Rejoinder
Introduction: Unlike some online forums and ridiculously biased TV networks, CaptCliff always gives time to opposing viewpoints. Thus, Crabby Cliff responds to his more philosophical side, wistfully set forth in a previous essay, The Facebook Reef. “Wait, I think … Continue reading
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CaptCliff gets quasi serious on : The Facebook Reef
Have you ever just goofed around and randomly surfed Facebook? I dont mean the people you know, but rather all the FB beings whom you dont know, but somehow someone else is friends with…. who are then friends with someone … Continue reading
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Capt Cliff News Update!! Olive Garden Joins Applebees in Reducing the Legal Age of Drinking to…like Zero
Not to be outdone by Applebees, Olive Garden has quickly joined the ranks of family style restaurants now serving booze to toddlers. A two year old in Florida got a big surprise in his orange juice yesterday when the Italian … Continue reading
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Capt Cliff Twists the News: Joran You Naughty Naughty Boy
The Peruvian magazine Panorama alleges that Joran van der Sloot has stabbed three fellow prisoners, with at least one victim needing emergency medical care. When asked what caused the confrontation, Van der Sloot claims to have become enraged when he … Continue reading
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Capt Cliff’s Weird Rants and Raves: A Parody on Applebees and American Capitalism
The Applebee’s restaurant chain says it’s changing the way it serves juice after a toddler was mistakenly given a small amount of alcohol at a Detroit-area franchise. Apparently, news of the slightly sedated toddler has struck a chord among exhausted … Continue reading
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