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Captain Cliff on news from Castro Prison: Joran’s new gf
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/joran-van-der-sloots-admirer_n_1144377.html
Omg, Joran Van der Sloot has a new gf, an America doctor and she is completely wacked out of her gourd!
Oh God, now things are really getting good…..she thinks Joran is “a beautiful person”. I found and read her essays online (http://www.countercurrents.org/hamer050610.htm).
I dont think she sleeps much……and I suspect the hot flashes dont help. Puullleeeeeeze let her visit him again. Her “Loving the Earth, Gandhi Stuff” (not to mention her original love ballads to Joran) will absolutely drive him insane. He will snap her neck like a twig…and we get to watch. Forget Trevor the Psycho Chimp, this is one for the reality TV Hall of Fame and none of us will EVER forget it. I only wish Hunter Thompson was alive to write it up and do the live narration……..…
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CaptainCliff on WTD (World Toilet Day)
During the day I am supposed to be a licensed Psychologist and a role model of rationality and emotional stability. At night, however, I revert to being CaptCliff, a Jewish Pirate, a blogger and a 58 year old man with … Continue reading
CaptainCliff on Facebook friends
I’ve been pleasantly surprised by all the genuine support I’ve received on Facebook for my seemingly endless medical problems this year. Like my son Ari’s old Volvo station wagon, my physical body, a usually resilient entity has decided to show … Continue reading
CaptCliff on Objects de Anus…….ewww.
We’ve all heard the expression, “Stick it up your #$$!!! Telling someone to shove it you-know-where Is not something we usually say or even think to ourselves when we’re feeling happy, calm or loving. Well, maybe except when inserting foreign … Continue reading
CaptCliff on Gay Penguins: Buddy and Pedro’s Forever Love
As a sex therapist I admit when I first read the story about Pedro and Buddy, two male penguins at the Toronto Zoo, I was somewhat cynical and insensitive. The fact that these two black and white guys love one … Continue reading
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CaptainCliff on the “Woman bites off man’s testicles” news
The Blogger’s life is not easy. How does one decide exactly which of the literally hundreds of internet stories trumpeted each day online are actually newsworthy enough to comment upon? The task is made even more difficult in this technological … Continue reading
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CaptCliff on the Latest News: Gaddafi’s Corpse to Go on World Tour
Widespread interest in the dead body of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has lead to a entrepreneurial bidding war for his corpse. Several large publicly held companies and multi-national corporations including Sony, Samsung, Westinghouse, Amana, Coca Cola, and Frigidaire have submitted … Continue reading
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