We’ve all heard the expression, “Stick it up your #$$!!! Telling someone to shove it you-know-where Is not something we usually say or even think to ourselves when we’re feeling happy, calm or loving. Well, maybe except when inserting foreign objects into ones butt is a kind of sexual proclivity in and of itself. As a sex therapist I’ve heard just about everything…at least once, but a recent news story and slideshow brings new meaning to the Toy Story term, “To infinity and beyond!” Apparently two doctors thought it would be interesting to publish a picture book on all the strange things that have gotten “stuck” where the sun doesn’t shine…..including the hospital x-rays to prove it. The “highlight” of this fascinating coffee table reading is a stunning image of somebody’s x-ray showing a full-size Buzz Light Year action figure that has somehow wandered off the Pixar studio set and settled well inside a man’s anal cavity. Stop and think about this for a second. What does this tell you about man’s inherent ingenuity and creativity? Other shots include cassette tapes, cell phones, wedding rings, headless Barbie dolls and assorted glass objects, not to mention an electrical appliance or two. Mankind has always sought to breach new frontiers and go where no Mattel toy has gone before. I realize that many people will conclude only the most negative and see only depravity and perversion in these unusual acts of …….self-exploration. Keep in mind these are all consenting adults who somehow decided to take up a new hobby…call it sexual spelunking. All I know is…..I hope somebody reminds Buzz to wash his hands before eating…..ewww!