Ginormous 13 inch Asian tiger shrimp (see video below) have shown up in the waters off Texas and the Gulf Coast. These cannibalistic prawns are so large they are eating the native shrimp population which they dwarf in size and weight. Civil defense teams, all wearing plastic lobster bibs and carrying drawn butter, forks and spicy cocktail sauce are taking up positions on the beaches in defense of the Homeland. I want all my readers to know I am willing to take up the cause along with my mother’s Scampi recipe and am preparing an emergency ration of pureed garlic with lemon and capers……

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/cannibal-shrimp-invasion-begun-165542739.html