Author Archives: captaincliff

Euphemia Haye Dessert Bar, Longboat Key If there is such a thing as transgressive art and transgressive fiction like “splatterpunk”, what would you call someone who obsessively watches food shows like Iron Chef, Chopped and Man Versus Food and zooms … Continue reading →

Sandy Springs Psychologist recognized locally as “Another Semi-Retired Guy Who Thinks He’s Sort of Like David Sedaris”.    Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. was noted (mostly on his own rather obscure website) to have written hundreds of very clever blogs, out-of date … Continue reading →

Typical of major news from Delaware: A 20 year old man without much of a visible neck has been arrested at a Walmart for flinging gobs of his semen at women shoppers he believed to be “hot”. Frank Short, height … Continue reading →

http://www.dailyfinance.com/on/vibrating-train-windows-transmit-ads-into-skull/ Do you understand the concept of touching something/anything and having it transmit an advertisement for vaginal deodorant directly into your head? Imagine riding on a train or bus and inadvertently leaning against the window and having a multi-sensory epiphany … Continue reading →

 It is a common myth that therapy is mostly about listening to someones feelings and validating them (thus helping them to feel “better”).  The real purpose of listening carefully in psychotherapy is primarily  1) to learn about someones individual patterns, … Continue reading →

Normally I only make fun of Florida, Georgia, and the great state of California for it’s liberal excesses and acceptance of ….everything.  Ask me another time about the lady in San Francisco who is a “Breatharian”, convinced she can live … Continue reading →

http://on.aol.com/video/giant-mosquitoes-popping-up-in-central-florida-517813715?hp=1&playlist=127161&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl4%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D327174 Trigger Warning:  The following entry is not all positive and may trigger feelings of confusion and or anxiety. I’m not a black and white thinker. There are many shades of gray and final answers of “I dont really know.” … Continue reading →

I recently had the pleasure of staying at this unassuming and longstanding (code for somewhat dumpy) hotel establishment near the Georgia Medical College campus. After a late arrival from Atlanta due to traffic congestion, I unsuccessfully attempted to use my bogus travel … Continue reading →

“Usal has called a big one! Again, it is the legend!”  Dune (1984) Previously on this blog I mentioned the new fast-acting FDA approved pill for erectile problems called Stendra. The good news is that it is the fastest horse … Continue reading →

Heaven lies above us in our infancy! But he, the growing boy, beholds the light and whence it flows He sees it in his joy… The youth who travels farther from the East Still is nature’s priest.       … Continue reading →