Author Archives: captaincliff

Today I introduce you to a new and highly effective form of cognitive therapy. Yes, that’s right. You, my 12 Facebook friends are the lucky first recipients of this cosmic knowledge. I know your attention spans are short and my … Continue reading →

Submitted for Publication in the Anxiety section of the NYTimes: Any similarities to actual Psychologists or known Insomniacs is purely coincidental Subject: Anxiety, Insomnia and Me Who could possibly be more neurotic then a Clinical Psychologist with a pre-existing condition … Continue reading →

I admit when I was a kid, the Fourth of July was cool. I associated the holiday with colorful fireworks, cold beer, sitting on the lawn with blankets, making out with girlfriends if I had one, or trying to hook-up … Continue reading →

Isn’t Facebook the weirdest trip of all? People of my generation who weren’t Lieutenant Colonels in the ROTC like that douche Neidermeyer in the movie Animal House, all pretty much remember doing drugs including hallucinogens like LSD and smoking pot, … Continue reading →

Everyone pretty much knows that to be a teenager is to be at least partially insane. It’s often difficult to diagnose a mental or emotional disorder in someone under 18 years old because well, most of them behave at times … Continue reading →

Finally, after many years of disappointment and high expectations thanks to sci-fi movies like Total Recall, Blade Runner, and Spielberg’s brilliant film, Artificial Intelligence (AI), there is a Facebook app and Zynga.com inspired social “game” that is an approximation of … Continue reading →

Folks, I don’t know if I can keep doing any more “sex news” blogging. The whole thing has gotten so weird and out of control that I fear a Noah-sized flood or Yahweh-inspired Sodom and Gomorrah fiery inferno at any … Continue reading →

Disclaimer: The following blog was just written under the influence of Benedryl, antihistamine gel, 800 mgs of Ibuprofen and possibly a Viagra pill I mistakenly thought was for allergy relief. I took them all after being stung twice by Yellow … Continue reading →

Have you watched the viral video of the poor (submissive) school monitor lady on the bus taking heaps of verbal abuse from jerky little preteen boys? How long could you have put up with that before you said to yourself, … Continue reading →