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Dr, Cliff on Broken Penis Syndrome (BPS)

Notable quotes: “You know you’re getting older when you’re no longer part of your own sexual fantasies”   Rona Mazer I know I’m expected to keep up with the current “sex news”, which at my age is starting to bore me to … Continue reading

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On 2013, the Mayan Apocalypse, Being Jewish, and Having My Head Frozen

  Now that it’s 2013, you dont have to be Freud to figure out what all that “Mayan Apocalypse” stuff was really about. After my recent holiday trip to Tulum (on Dec 21) and Cancun Mexico, I’ve had time to … Continue reading

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Dunkin Donuts Night

Yesterday I learned that Dunkin Donuts intends to market and sell gluten free donuts.  This is hard to imagine given the fact that I view DD glazed donuts and chocolate munchkins as a sugar and carb-coated version of crack cocaine. … Continue reading

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Riddle Me This: About Soldier Suicide and PTSD

(Unfinished Draft) Riddle me this:  How is the Pentagon and the military top brass like Psychiatrists and the AMA (American Medical Association)? Tough one, right? Here’s the answer. They both think that there is a physical, mechanical or biochemical solution … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on the New Year

As you know I love to give my pompous overeducated opinion on numerous topics, mostly to show just how nimble my mind is compared to my rapidly aging and deteriorating body. The verb “to shrivel” does not do justice to … Continue reading

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Dont Say No…It’s the End of the World

Well I was there, in Tulum Mexico today, EXACTLY on the day and time (plus or minus 2 hours) of the so called Mayan Apocalypse. The 97 tourists a certain HuffPost journalist talked about “behaving badly” on sacred Mayan ground … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Vacation Destinations

Baby Boomers, the quintessential travelers are always looking for interesting places to go. Instead of backpacks we now carry high-end but functional luggage, you know, the kind of stuff that people in Boulder, Colorado would buy and use if they … Continue reading

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Cannibalism: Sharpen Your Mind and Your Cutlery

Cannibalism: Sharpen Your Mind and Your Cutlery by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   In an attempt to shore up my self-image as an intellectual, I ordered the book, Cannibalism: Human Aggression and Cultural Form by Eli Sagan from Amazon.com (gently used/nibbled … Continue reading

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Germany Outlaws Animal Brothels

Sex with animals is one of my “pet peeves”, so to speak. I’ve given my opinion on this before. It has nothing to do with morality, inter-species coupling or a condescending belief that the human race is “better” or more … Continue reading

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Hunting for the Homeless on Thanksgiving

Hunting for the Homeless on Thanksgiving 2012 by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. Part One We have a special tradition on Thanksgiving. After we (the Mazer clan of Atlanta) pig out into a near comatose state of pure gluttony and uber-sloth, we … Continue reading

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