I’m sorry for cussing but some news stories just beg the question, “How is this even fucking possible??”

Check this out:  http://www.wftv.com/news/28978780/detail.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss

Ok, do you see what I mean?

How do two (as opposed to just one) moving vehicles end up in a swimming pool and how does a guy end up getting crushed to death in between them?  What was he doing in the swimming pool to begin with? …I wasn’t aware that swimming pools are utilized by auto mechanics. How do you go to this poor shlub’s funeral and NOT cry out loud, “This was so frickin’ weird!!  How did this happen???” Anyway, I just wanted a few other humanoids to witness my consternation and maybe give me an amen on the “beyond weird factor” operating in this particular situation/event…..Sort of Final Destination-ish, don’t you think? Wait, Orlando, swimming pool? Somehow Casey Anthony was involved………..