Just received this offer by email: “Engage and capture your community in this powerful, configurable and extensible conversation platform. Enable users to log in and share with their choice of social network and/or your own proprietary login. Traffic,Trending,Spam and bad word filtering, advanced moderation tools and more. Increase engagement, time spent. Real-time commenting also pulls in tweets about your content when someone mentions it on Twitter”……

Would somebody please just pull the plug on the frickin’ Matrix?  Also, when I woke up yesterday I noticed there were several suspiciously symmetrical surgically implanted relay ports on the back of my neck. At least one is for a USB cable. Of course I dont have the right one…..Cant you young people see where this is all going?? You dont really want a world where sex first involves a trip to Radio Shack to pick up dual compatible HDMI jacks and a router, do you?? I admit the “party streaming function” sounds interesting, but things are getting way out of hand….literally. Arggh!