CaptCliff Issues Stern Warning to Young People

Just received this offer by email: “Engage and capture your community in this powerful, configurable and extensible conversation platform. Enable users to log in and share with their choice of social network and/or your own proprietary login. Traffic,Trending,Spam and bad word filtering, advanced moderation tools and more. Increase engagement, time spent. Real-time commenting also pulls in tweets about your content when someone mentions it on Twitter”……

 

Would somebody please just pull the plug on the frickin’ Matrix?  Also, when I woke up yesterday I noticed there were several suspiciously symmetrical surgically implanted relay ports on the back of my neck. At least one is for a USB cable. Of course I dont have the right one…..Cant you young people see where this is all going?? You dont really want a world where sex first involves a trip to Radio Shack to pick up dual compatible HDMI jacks and a router, do you?? I admit the “party streaming function” sounds interesting, but things are getting way out of hand….literally. Arggh!

 

About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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