In a continuation of my long standing tradition of fouling the waters and swimming upstream afterwards, here’s a video about a Finnish toilet paper company who decided to include inspirational quotes on it’s two-ply product. People are seemingly crazy nowadays to remind themselves of the good news and “positive” quotations that slip nicely between the folds of our rapidly decaying apocalyptic cushion culture. I cant blame them considering there seems to be a school shooting and lunatics-gone-wild story occurring nearly every day.
So why are people up in arms about wiping up with a few good biblical quotes? Does it really matter if you clean up your business with the words of Wayne Dyer versus Mahatma Gandhi or Jesus of Nazareth? I say “He Who Speaketh the Word Should Also Use Them As The Quick Picker Upper”. Spiritually speaking, that’s what I call doing double dooty, er, I mean duty.
captaincliff 