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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world

CaptCliff on Man Ties Self to Tree For Sex

I dont know where Ramsey, Minnesota is but based on recent news reports, it can get pretty kinky out there. Apparently a man named Alan Petrusson, now known to billions on the Internet as “the guy who tied himself naked … Continue reading

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Better Business and Busy-ness: What We Really Need to Heal

When you need information about medicine and your body, who do you turn to? I said WHO, not WHAT. Yes, people use their computers and go to medicine and medical related websites. But when it comes to a person, people … Continue reading

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Trip Advisor Review: Comfort Inn, Pomona, California

I stayed at the Comfort Inn during my son’s recent graduation from Pomona College in Claremont, California. All the local hotels including the posh Casa 425 in the haughty Claremont “village” were fully booked.  Baby Boomer parents and attending alumni … Continue reading

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The Day After….Graduation

It is the day after my youngest son’s graduation from college in Claremont California. He is on his flight home to Atlanta and I am staying one more day to sell his car and shlep home whatever he couldn’t pack … Continue reading

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Lights Out for Thomas Kinkade the Painter of Light

Headline News: Painter of Light, Thomas Kinkade Dies, Goes Out Like a Bloated Valley of the Dolls Housefrau. Kinkade, whose prolific works of art grace every large suburban shopping mall, Red Roof Inn, church gala and art fair in North … Continue reading

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How I Learned to Hate HIMYM

How I learned to Hate HIMYM Is it possible to hate something everybody else loves? If I think Publix’s supermarket bagels in Atlanta are a pale imitation of a fresh New York City bagel, could I possibly be mistaken? There’s … Continue reading

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CaptCliff and Dr. Cliff Hit the Road…Jack

Apparently not the original Ray Charles version but still pretty good…Buster.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pymDDd7mOd8&feature=related As I prepare myself (and everyone else) for my trip to California on Thursday and Ben’s graduation from Pomona College (Yay Ben!), I have time to ponder why … Continue reading

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You Say Tomato, I say $3 Million Dollar Winnebago

I notice alot of people including myself have some “dream” automobile they fantasize having someday.  If you ask 5 people you will get 4 different answers that range from Mercedes to Maserati to high performance Audi sports cars to super … Continue reading

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Hitler’s Farts

Forget anything and everything I have written previously. All else pales in comparison to the headline news I have to share. A declassified secret report and psychological profile has recently come to light about Adolf Hitler. This confidential record about … Continue reading

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Post About Posts and Spam About Spam

Every so often I check my CaptCliff web blog to see if there are reader comments. Usually there are few to none. Nothing unusual there. I recognize that, for the most part, we who blog are pissing into the proverbial … Continue reading

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