Author Archives: captaincliff

Forget anything and everything I have written previously. All else pales in comparison to the headline news I have to share. A declassified secret report and psychological profile has recently come to light about Adolf Hitler. This confidential record about … Continue reading →

Every so often I check my CaptCliff web blog to see if there are reader comments. Usually there are few to none. Nothing unusual there. I recognize that, for the most part, we who blog are pissing into the proverbial … Continue reading →

Um yeah, most of man’s sex related knowledge was not handed down to us from ancient scrolls miraculously rescued from the fire and burning of the Great Library of Alexandria, Egypt in 48 B.C.  Nor was it culled from the … Continue reading →

Folks, it’s one thing to cheat on your wife or girlfriend, but in Clearwater, Florida, there is a guy who is competing for the immorality Trifecta. When the cops broke into his apartment they found evidence that the dude was … Continue reading →

Kvetching as Therapy kvetch  (kvch) Slangintr.v. kvetched, kvetch·ing, kvetch·esTo complain persistently and whiningly.n.1. A chronic, whining complainer.2. A nagging complaint: “a rambling kvetch against the system” (Leonard Ross).[Yiddish kvetshn, to squeeze, complain, from Middle High German quetzen, quetschen, to squeeze.] … Continue reading →

Ginormous 13 inch Asian tiger shrimp (see video below) have shown up in the waters off Texas and the Gulf Coast. These cannibalistic prawns are so large they are eating the native shrimp population which they dwarf in size and … Continue reading →

Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been different if I didnt have kids. My three sons are now young men ranging in age between 22 and 26 years old. One of the “age old” questions is how many … Continue reading →

I’m so ahead of my time that I cant even catch up….with myself. Twenty years ago I wrote articles about happiness and how important it is for mental and physical health. Twenty years later I am taking an anti-depressant and … Continue reading →

Market watchers and every man over 50 is anxiously awaiting FDA approval and widespread distribution of Stendra, the new 15 minute fast acting erectile dysfunction drug that hopes to compete with if not replace Viagra. Anyone who has taken Viagra, … Continue reading →

Bamboo Peace Pipe Art In my opinion our modern world is too often characterized by extreme WASTE and excessive HASTE. It seems that anything that is old, slightly broken, defective or no longer state of the art is summarily deemed … Continue reading →