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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world

CaptCliff on Gingrich to Bow Out of Race

Headline: Newt Gingrich to bow out of presidential race and have scaled back Secret Service protection. Newly reassigned agent fresh from Cartegena Columbia and Arizona sex addiction clinic, still somewhat easily distracted….Ok, I made some of that up. Not the … Continue reading

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Dr. Cliff: What Makes for a Full Recovery

What words or concepts are vital to recovery from an eating disorder or psychological disorder like depression? How about ENJOY and HAVINF FUN? What about FEELING EXCITED and FULFILLED or PASSIONATE?  As helping professionals we often tell patients and their … Continue reading

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What’s In Your Wallet?

You know that Capital One TV commercial that uses the tagline, “What’s in Your Wallet”? It’s pretty funny the way they use Alec Baldwin and random unruly Vikings to promote their credit card and associated line of credit. Most of … Continue reading

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Other Things To Do in Sandy Springs Georgia

I havent been writing much lately. Frankly the news, even what they call “weird news” is mostly mundane and uninteresting. I have tried to keep my readers informed about gay penguins, insane castration prone girlfriends, and any and all manner … Continue reading

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Dr. Cliff on Extremely Angry Girlfriends

As you know, I have a certain obligation to report news that is both weird and sex related, on account of my professional license and expertise. Legitimately, some may question how being a psychologist and sex therapist entitles me to … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on the Modern Toilet Theme Restaurant

I thought I was obsessed with toilets. Go figure. In Taipei they have a growing chain of popular theme restaurants called Modern Toilet. Every food item and every patron is served in a bathroom related fixture filled setting. When I … Continue reading

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Dr. Cliff on EQM Penile Device…fail

Folks, there is more then a little wrong with society. I am all for product re-branding and reinvention and even recycling, but when we are reselling wall stud finders from Home Depot as devices to measure a man’s erection, we … Continue reading

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CaptCliff Reviews Baskin Robbins

Restaurant Review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream, Sandy Springs I know it’s kind of weird to do a restaurant review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. It’s like rating McDonalds or the restrooms at TJ Maxx. Aren’t they all exactly alike? … Continue reading

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CaptCliff Takes a Mindful Walk on the Beach

CaptCliff on Taking a Mindful Walk on the Beach by Cliff Mazer on Tuesday, April 3, 2012 at 4:24pm · This past weekend I sought inspiration by engaging in a “mindful” walk near Deerfield Beach Florida, just outside Boca Raton. … Continue reading

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My Mother the Zen Master and Jewish Sorceress

Once upon a time, when I was a kid around age 12 or 13, on a beautiful summer day with the forever memorable sound of seven year cicadas humming away in leafy suburban Highland Park, Illinois, my mother came into … Continue reading

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