Author Archives: captaincliff

Again with the testicle squeezing?? What is with people? A previous CaptCliff blogpost (see below) addressed this scourge that appears to be on the rise, so to speak. Now we have another woman utilizing this highly effective form of martial … Continue reading →

I know that the world is generally a beautiful place and that it is an extraordinary gift to be alive. It definitely beats the heck out of being dead. However, there are times when one stops to ponder our particular … Continue reading →

Headline: Newt Gingrich to bow out of presidential race and have scaled back Secret Service protection. Newly reassigned agent fresh from Cartegena Columbia and Arizona sex addiction clinic, still somewhat easily distracted….Ok, I made some of that up. Not the … Continue reading →

What words or concepts are vital to recovery from an eating disorder or psychological disorder like depression? How about ENJOY and HAVINF FUN? What about FEELING EXCITED and FULFILLED or PASSIONATE?  As helping professionals we often tell patients and their … Continue reading →

You know that Capital One TV commercial that uses the tagline, “What’s in Your Wallet”? It’s pretty funny the way they use Alec Baldwin and random unruly Vikings to promote their credit card and associated line of credit. Most of … Continue reading →

I havent been writing much lately. Frankly the news, even what they call “weird news” is mostly mundane and uninteresting. I have tried to keep my readers informed about gay penguins, insane castration prone girlfriends, and any and all manner … Continue reading →

As you know, I have a certain obligation to report news that is both weird and sex related, on account of my professional license and expertise. Legitimately, some may question how being a psychologist and sex therapist entitles me to … Continue reading →

I thought I was obsessed with toilets. Go figure. In Taipei they have a growing chain of popular theme restaurants called Modern Toilet. Every food item and every patron is served in a bathroom related fixture filled setting. When I … Continue reading →

Folks, there is more then a little wrong with society. I am all for product re-branding and reinvention and even recycling, but when we are reselling wall stud finders from Home Depot as devices to measure a man’s erection, we … Continue reading →

Restaurant Review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream, Sandy Springs I know it’s kind of weird to do a restaurant review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. It’s like rating McDonalds or the restrooms at TJ Maxx. Aren’t they all exactly alike? … Continue reading →