Author Archives: captaincliff

I havent been writing much lately. Frankly the news, even what they call “weird news” is mostly mundane and uninteresting. I have tried to keep my readers informed about gay penguins, insane castration prone girlfriends, and any and all manner … Continue reading →

As you know, I have a certain obligation to report news that is both weird and sex related, on account of my professional license and expertise. Legitimately, some may question how being a psychologist and sex therapist entitles me to … Continue reading →

I thought I was obsessed with toilets. Go figure. In Taipei they have a growing chain of popular theme restaurants called Modern Toilet. Every food item and every patron is served in a bathroom related fixture filled setting. When I … Continue reading →

Folks, there is more then a little wrong with society. I am all for product re-branding and reinvention and even recycling, but when we are reselling wall stud finders from Home Depot as devices to measure a man’s erection, we … Continue reading →

Restaurant Review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream, Sandy Springs I know it’s kind of weird to do a restaurant review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. It’s like rating McDonalds or the restrooms at TJ Maxx. Aren’t they all exactly alike? … Continue reading →

CaptCliff on Taking a Mindful Walk on the Beach by Cliff Mazer on Tuesday, April 3, 2012 at 4:24pm · This past weekend I sought inspiration by engaging in a “mindful” walk near Deerfield Beach Florida, just outside Boca Raton. … Continue reading →

Once upon a time, when I was a kid around age 12 or 13, on a beautiful summer day with the forever memorable sound of seven year cicadas humming away in leafy suburban Highland Park, Illinois, my mother came into … Continue reading →

John Carter Movie Review: Great Plyometrics But Heads Will Roll by Cliff Mazer on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:27am · You know the part of John Carter where he is slinging a big round rock over his head with … Continue reading →

Rush Limbaugh and His Minions Clog the Internet Like Too Much Matzoh on Passover by Cliff Mazeron Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:54pm · Rush Limbaugh has gotten alot of press lately for being a gigantic bore who speaks first … Continue reading →