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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world

Human Error: What 12 Monkeys, Donald Trump and the Seven Hens Schnitzel House Have In Common

  “Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.” ― Isaac Asimov “If others tell us something we make assumptions, and if they don’t tell us … Continue reading

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My Mini-High School Reunion

I just got back from a mini-high school reunion in Highland Park, Illinois. It’s been 45 long years since I left that cushy upscale suburban enclave near Chicago to seek fame and fortune elsewhere. I returned at age 62 (soon … Continue reading

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How to Be a Real Manly Man

Submitted for publication to:  The Good Men Project  9/29/16 How To Be A Real Manly Man by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   I am a certified sex therapist who purposely de-emphasizes sexual behavior and sexual performance in my clinical practice. Instead I … Continue reading

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I am Spartacus! A case for Mature Masculinity

Introduction: Lately there’s been a lot of talk about toxic masculinity and male privilege. Old school narcissists with tiny hands like Donald Trump are as bad an example of mature masculinity as Anthony Weiner who cant seem to keep his … Continue reading

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Human Error and Why Shit Happens: Part 2

“Shit happens” is a common colloquial expression that many people intuitively understand and can relate to. However, far fewer people go on to inquire, “well, why did that particular shit happen?” Bear with me on this question because I suspect … Continue reading

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How Bad Shit Happens

  Horrible and crazy shit happens so often that we are basically habituated to it. We see it as “normal” or just the way the world is. Often it becomes the current “headline” news for the day whether it is … Continue reading

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It Truly is a Mad Mad Mad World

  The world is unusually nuts right now. I realize I’m not saying anything people dont already know or haven’t thought about already. It’s just something that I feel compelled to say “out loud” or I might go even more … Continue reading

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Space Fart From Hell

  The popular saying,”What goes around comes around” apparently also applies to God. Scientifically speaking you cant just decide on a whim to “Let there be light” and not pay some kind of astronomical consequence. Science matters and space matter … Continue reading

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Happy 2016: I Didn’t Realize I Was an Acquired Taste

Dedicated to my friends who love me…no matter what Let’s face it. I’m no David Bowie. He was a true artist (and cultural icon) in every sense of the word. In contrast, my blogs, random musings, “peace pipes”and writing represent … Continue reading

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God and His Therapist

  God is talking to his therapist. He says, “Sometimes I get so frustrated with my human children. They just dont get it!  I have told them over and over that if they want to survive and get along with … Continue reading

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