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On Thanksgiving and Jacob’s Ladder

On Thanksgiving and Jacob’s Ladder by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   (submitted to the Atlanta Jewish Times) In a world of increasing anxiety and competition to “succeed”, particularly in Jewish households who esteem success and high achievement, Rachel Lavictoire’s essay, “Climbing … Continue reading →

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Men, Shtupping and Dr. Suess

Shtup (Adult / Slang) Or: Riddle me this. The President was just in Amsterdam on his way to some little Nuclear Security Summit meeting or another. Already three Secret Service agents have been sent home for getting totally trashed off … Continue reading →

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Important Alert: Cheetos Crime Spree

Due to the ubiquitous presence of completely insignificant information on the internet, I have ascertained a strange recent phenomena involving a connection between crime, violence and eating Cheetos. As a Cheetos lover (addict) myself, I was, of course, compelled to … Continue reading →

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Come On People Now

To all my friends and family who voted for Romney (and there were a fair number of you): Please dont panic. The sky will not fall. Your doomsday fears and exaggerated beliefs are not true and will not happen, ie. … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff on Celebrity News

There is a reason you dont see the following headline on TMZ or your Facebook newsfeed:  Baby Boomer Rocks Gray Beard and Extra Large T-Shirt at Starbucks!! Simply put, it ain’t news. Why then is it deemed significant enough of a … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff the Hungry Hungry Jewish Hippo

CaptCliff is pretty cheap. Also I’m kind of a food whore. Put those together and what do ya have?   Here’s a good example.  Lately I’ve had chinese food on the brain. Sometimes I go on food “rolls” in which all … Continue reading →

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Sex, Love and the Yellow Brick Road

The Wizard of Oz:  ”Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified.”       I’m going to talk about sex and love but first … Continue reading →

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A law firm specializing in personal injury claims posted the following information online: Ambien Side Effects: Sleepwalking, Sleep Driving & Sleep Eating   UPDATE: Saiontz & Kirk, P.A. is no longer investigating potential Ambien Lawsuits for injuries as a result of the medication. Read More… As … Continue reading →

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O.J. Simpson is apparently trying to sell the knife he “allegedly” used to kill two people with. He wants five million bucks for it, but all reasonable six figure offers will be considered. I have many questions: 1) Does it … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff’s Idea for iPhone Man App

Idea for iPhone Man App Gentlemen let’s get right to the point ( unlike the chicks we are in a relationship with). We love them but they talk too much and wont stop texting. This whole social media phenomena plays … Continue reading →

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