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CaptCliff Reviews Baskin Robbins

Restaurant Review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream, Sandy Springs I know it’s kind of weird to do a restaurant review of Baskin Robbins Ice Cream. It’s like rating McDonalds or the restrooms at TJ Maxx. Aren’t they all exactly alike? … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff Takes a Mindful Walk on the Beach

CaptCliff on Taking a Mindful Walk on the Beach by Cliff Mazer on Tuesday, April 3, 2012 at 4:24pm · This past weekend I sought inspiration by engaging in a “mindful” walk near Deerfield Beach Florida, just outside Boca Raton. … Continue reading →

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My Mother the Zen Master and Jewish Sorceress

Once upon a time, when I was a kid around age 12 or 13, on a beautiful summer day with the forever memorable sound of seven year cicadas humming away in leafy suburban Highland Park, Illinois, my mother came into … Continue reading →

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Lifes Bitter Pills: How Deep is Our Love by Cliff Mazer  on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 11:21am · One of the hardest things in life is to be a parent and stand by when things dont go as our … Continue reading →

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John Carter Movie Review: Great Plyometrics But Heads Will Roll

John Carter Movie Review: Great Plyometrics But Heads Will Roll by Cliff Mazer on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 7:27am · You know the part of John Carter where he is slinging a big round rock over his head with … Continue reading →

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Rush Limbaugh and His Minions Clog the Internet like Matzah on Passover

Rush Limbaugh and His Minions Clog the Internet Like Too Much Matzoh on Passover by Cliff Mazeron Sunday, March 18, 2012 at 5:54pm · Rush Limbaugh has gotten alot of press lately for being a gigantic bore who speaks first … Continue reading →

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Australians, The Honey Badger of Human Beings

Australians, The Honey Badger of Human Beings by Cliff Mazer  on Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 11:09pm · Simply put, this essay is one mans attempt to praise those plucky Australians, otherwise known as Aussies. They are without doubt the … Continue reading →

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Listen to the Music: In My Head

Listen to the Music: In My Head by Cliff Mazer  on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 12:27pm · Have you ever watched something on You Tube or Tosh 2.0 or even Cops and suddenly had an old song pop into … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff on Bestiality: Hello Sodom, Hello Gomorrah

CaptCliff on Bestiality: Hello Sodom, Hello Gomorrah Once again there appears to be a rash of bestiality in the news. We need to remain calm, thoughtful and optimistic in the face of such, well, inhumane acts. In the case of … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff The Closet Narcissist

What would you do if you happened to have an identical twin that you didnt particularly like and had trouble getting along with? How about if you were one of two conjoined (siamese) twins who had completely different tastes, preferences … Continue reading →

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