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Dumb as a Doorknob Culture

. From the Urban Dictionary: A Yutz is an individual that is dumb beyond comprehension. One who displays, or regularly exhibits idiotic behavior. Someone who makes a habit of missing the point. The opposite of what others  call an intelligent … Continue reading

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Women!! What’s Wrong With Them Anyway??

    Women! What’s Wrong With Them Anyway?? by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   “The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer myself, despite my thirty years of research into the … Continue reading

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The Eyes Clearly Have it

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity Repent for the Kingdom of God may well be at hand…or at least “at foot” as in Hoof and Mouth and Mad Cow Disease. Just how crazy is the world … Continue reading

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CaptCliff Update: July 20, 2015

CaptainCliff hasn’t written much in the past 6 months. Just as there are predictable shifts and swells in the vast open ocean and changing seasons of the year…. so too are the days of our lives. Actually, wasn’t that best … Continue reading

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Toilet Wars: Stardate 2015

  Lately I’ve been on a “Americans are pussies/These kids today cant fix ‘nuthin/Nobody wants to get their hands dirty/Mike Rowe-ish rant. My kids are frankly sick of it. My Facebook friends would rather me now complain about Obama or … Continue reading

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Garfield Goose, Bozo and Me

The other day it hit me that this coming year, 2015 it will have been 60 years since WGN-TV launched its wildly popular children’s show, Garfield Goose and Friends. As a  Baby Boomer and Clinical Psychologist it doesn’t take my … Continue reading

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CaptCliff’s Post Thanksgiving Moment of Enlightenment

  In my never ending search for truth and personal enlightenment I have come to realize the slow unfolding nature of wisdom. It is on a daily basis that our human folly is revealed. For example, ever since Thanksgiving my … Continue reading

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Turtle as Spirit Guide/Totem

edited from various sources: Turtle Spirit Animal The turtle totem wisdom teaches us about walking our path in peace and sticking to it with determination and serenity. Slow moving on earth, yet often fast and agile in water, those who … Continue reading

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Why CaptCliff Makes Peace Pipes

The Peace Pipe and the Therapist I first began making peace pipes as a part-time hobby sometime in the 90’s. Actually I dont quite remember anymore. It’s been so long and memory fades. Initially I was interested in the idea of … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on The Ghost and Mrs Muir Woods

Sometimes ones very best days are also their worst. It may have something to do with that annoying “dialectic” in life that really smart people and Zen Buddhists talk about. You know what I’m talking about. It’s the whole “light … Continue reading

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