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Come On People Now
To all my friends and family who voted for Romney (and there were a fair number of you): Please dont panic. The sky will not fall. Your doomsday fears and exaggerated beliefs are not true and will not happen, ie. … Continue reading
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CaptCliff on Celebrity News
There is a reason you dont see the following headline on TMZ or your Facebook newsfeed: Baby Boomer Rocks Gray Beard and Extra Large T-Shirt at Starbucks!! Simply put, it ain’t news. Why then is it deemed significant enough of a … Continue reading
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CaptCliff the Hungry Hungry Jewish Hippo
CaptCliff is pretty cheap. Also I’m kind of a food whore. Put those together and what do ya have? Here’s a good example. Lately I’ve had chinese food on the brain. Sometimes I go on food “rolls” in which all … Continue reading
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Sex, Love and the Yellow Brick Road
The Wizard of Oz: ”Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified.” I’m going to talk about sex and love but first … Continue reading
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A law firm specializing in personal injury claims posted the following information online: Ambien Side Effects: Sleepwalking, Sleep Driving & Sleep Eating UPDATE: Saiontz & Kirk, P.A. is no longer investigating potential Ambien Lawsuits for injuries as a result of the medication. Read More… As … Continue reading
O.J. Simpson is apparently trying to sell the knife he “allegedly” used to kill two people with. He wants five million bucks for it, but all reasonable six figure offers will be considered. I have many questions: 1) Does it … Continue reading
CaptCliff’s Idea for iPhone Man App
Idea for iPhone Man App Gentlemen let’s get right to the point ( unlike the chicks we are in a relationship with). We love them but they talk too much and wont stop texting. This whole social media phenomena plays … Continue reading
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Telling the Toilet Truth
I’ve been warned to stay away from potty humor and toilet type news in my blog. They say it degrades my profession, disgraces my doctoral degree, and reduces the power and “flow” of my heady form of scholarship (or schizophrenia) but, alas, … Continue reading
CaptCliff on his Funny Bone
My son Eli says that I share too much of “myself” on Facebook and in my WordPress blog. Meanwhile on Facebook, he has 248 pictures of himself in Atlanta dressed in custom made, super-hero costumes at DragonCon with 50,000 other … Continue reading
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Oh God, He was MARRIED!
First they find trillions of diamonds in Russia and now this article (see below) says there is new evidence to show that Jesus was MARRIED. What the hell is going on? So if Jesus had a wife, why cant we … Continue reading
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