Author Archives: captaincliff

Shtup (Adult / Slang) Or: Riddle me this. The President was just in Amsterdam on his way to some little Nuclear Security Summit meeting or another. Already three Secret Service agents have been sent home for getting totally trashed off … Continue reading →

Due to the ubiquitous presence of completely insignificant information on the internet, I have ascertained a strange recent phenomena involving a connection between crime, violence and eating Cheetos. As a Cheetos lover (addict) myself, I was, of course, compelled to … Continue reading →

To all my friends and family who voted for Romney (and there were a fair number of you): Please dont panic. The sky will not fall. Your doomsday fears and exaggerated beliefs are not true and will not happen, ie. … Continue reading →

There is a reason you dont see the following headline on TMZ or your Facebook newsfeed:  Baby Boomer Rocks Gray Beard and Extra Large T-Shirt at Starbucks!! Simply put, it ain’t news. Why then is it deemed significant enough of a … Continue reading →

CaptCliff is pretty cheap. Also I’m kind of a food whore. Put those together and what do ya have?   Here’s a good example.  Lately I’ve had chinese food on the brain. Sometimes I go on food “rolls” in which all … Continue reading →

The Wizard of Oz:  ”Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified.”       I’m going to talk about sex and love but first … Continue reading →

Idea for iPhone Man App Gentlemen let’s get right to the point ( unlike the chicks we are in a relationship with). We love them but they talk too much and wont stop texting. This whole social media phenomena plays … Continue reading →