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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world

CaptCliff on his Funny Bone

My son Eli says that I share too much of “myself” on Facebook and in my WordPress blog. Meanwhile on Facebook, he has 248 pictures of himself in Atlanta dressed in custom made, super-hero costumes at DragonCon with 50,000 other … Continue reading

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Oh God, He was MARRIED!

First they find trillions of diamonds in Russia and now this article (see below) says there is new evidence to show that Jesus was MARRIED. What the hell is going on? So if Jesus had a wife, why cant we … Continue reading

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God Reinstates Terrifying Warning and Biblical Scourge…in Australia

In what seems like a rather unusual act of vengeance and unnecessary hot-dogging by Yahweh, aka the Divine One, the Lord Our God, etc., a dramatic display of hellfire and brimstone was recently reported in Australia. Terrified citizens and Aboriginal … Continue reading

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Law and Order Therapy

Therapy Secret Revealed:  I know that mindful meditation is all in vogue today, but here’s another simple suggestion. When life gets too weird, chaotic, ironic or unpredictable, try turning on Law and Order to regain ones composure and sense of … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Vacation: The Agony and the Ecstasy

The Agony Have you ever gone on a Florida vacation and had one “nightmare” dining day and night followed by the best and most wonderful meal the very next night? How about the other way around? We stayed in Longboat … Continue reading

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Sex News: Be Careful What You Wish For

Are (both) my blog readers bored yet with my “weird sex news” updates?  As a sexologist there is so much weirdness in this world but “so little time”, as they say. Forget Furry sex and  turn the page on the … Continue reading

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Blogging for Bitches, Booty and Benjamins

Blogging is different from writing. I bet you knew that already. First, if you really want a ton of traffic and a gazillion hits, especially from young/younger people (which is about everybody) you have to write with BIG WORDS. When … Continue reading

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Why We May Need Dinosaur Sex Education

Really? Is this what social media and web journalism have finally come to? How pathetic is it, and how desperate for user “hits” and internet “traffic” is the Huffington Post anyway? Yesterday, I was surfing the internet for basic information … Continue reading

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Boomer Rants: Part Dieu

Boomer Rants: Part Dieu, by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. I dont really care what famous people like Tom Brokaw, Alan Rosenberg or Morgan Fairchild have to say about Baby Boomers. Sure, there are some undeniable truths and pithy observations to be … Continue reading

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Shark Week for Sissies

I just finished watching another Shark week episode, which has pretty much convinced me to stay pool side next week when I take my once a year (if I’m lucky) vacation to Longboat Key, Florida. In fact, I may carry … Continue reading

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