Author Archives: captaincliff

Are (both) my blog readers bored yet with my “weird sex news” updates?  As a sexologist there is so much weirdness in this world but “so little time”, as they say. Forget Furry sex and  turn the page on the … Continue reading →

Blogging is different from writing. I bet you knew that already. First, if you really want a ton of traffic and a gazillion hits, especially from young/younger people (which is about everybody) you have to write with BIG WORDS. When … Continue reading →

Really? Is this what social media and web journalism have finally come to? How pathetic is it, and how desperate for user “hits” and internet “traffic” is the Huffington Post anyway? Yesterday, I was surfing the internet for basic information … Continue reading →

Boomer Rants: Part Dieu, by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. I dont really care what famous people like Tom Brokaw, Alan Rosenberg or Morgan Fairchild have to say about Baby Boomers. Sure, there are some undeniable truths and pithy observations to be … Continue reading →

I just finished watching another Shark week episode, which has pretty much convinced me to stay pool side next week when I take my once a year (if I’m lucky) vacation to Longboat Key, Florida. In fact, I may carry … Continue reading →

Sometime in the future they will probably uncover and reveal a connection between Jerry Sandusky, The Second Mile Foundation that he helped establish, and a formal/informal ring of wealthy pedophiles or so called Penn State Football”boosters/supporters”. I’m not saying that … Continue reading →

Boomerangs and Boomer Rants  I dont think of myself as mature. My parents are mature. Often, with a combination of horror and humor we Baby Boomers realize how we have screwed up as well as what we have possibly succeeded … Continue reading →

1)  Since you probably dont think you are Narcissistic or have Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), even tho multiple significant others have told you so (including those who have known you at your very best and worst) you might want to … Continue reading →

Dear NASA, At the very same time your magnificent Mars Rover, Curiosity, shakes the Martian dust off it’s multi-billion dollar high tech chassis and prepares to engage in a trillion groundbreaking experiments, I am stuck in bed with a bad … Continue reading →

Finally, just in the nick of time and in the least probable of places we have a bona-fide solution to bestiality. I have attempted to warn my readers (both of them) that their petty obsession with climate change, nuclear proliferation, … Continue reading →