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Capt Cliff Twists the News: Joran You Naughty Naughty Boy

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

The Peruvian magazine Panorama alleges that Joran van der Sloot has stabbed three fellow prisoners, with at least one victim needing emergency medical care. When asked what caused the confrontation, Van der Sloot claims to have become enraged when he … Continue reading →

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Capt Cliff’s Weird Rants and Raves: A Parody on Applebees and American Capitalism

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

The Applebee’s restaurant chain says it’s changing the way it serves juice after a toddler was mistakenly given a small amount of alcohol at a Detroit-area franchise. Apparently, news of the slightly sedated toddler has struck a chord among exhausted … Continue reading →

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My 40th High School Reunion

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

Ode to My 40th Reunion   by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D.   Sure, there is alot going on in the world. There are possible nuclear meltdowns in Japan, major earthquakes, tsunamis, widespread devastation, a new war in Libya, an old war … Continue reading →

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Local News Update

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

Local News update: Cliff Mazer, Ph.D., a resident of Sandy Springs has apparently switched from his usual breakfast fare to an “Australian style” yogurt. The product, Wallaby’s low fat yogurt comes in various fruit flavors and is produced in Napa … Continue reading →

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Captain Cliff rants on: Charlie Sheen’s kitchen and what if

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

What If     What if Charlie Sheen isn’t really that crazy?….Yes, I am talking about Charlie Sheen the motor mouthed purveyor of tiger blood and warlock fangs, the Twitter King, Master of the manic spiel, owner of Sober Valley … Continue reading →

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Captain Cliff rant

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

Captcliff rant: It’s not enough that I am now thinking of taking an Iodine pill along with my multi-vitamins in the morning to ward off nuclear contamination (thank you Sanjay Gupta)? Also, on top of my vertigo and balance problems … Continue reading →

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On Passover, Chametz and Castle Grayskull

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

In one months time it is Passover, a time of year that promotes family unity as well as personal reflection. The act of removing Chametz from the home is not just a physical act of removing leavened food products but … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff on Roasting Rush Limbaugh

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

If I had Twitter, which I dont, I would probably twit this: Getting sick of the Rush Limbaugh vitriole. Cant we just dismember him, roast his fat ass and get it over with? I have dibs on a juicy thigh-drumstick. … Continue reading →

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Dr. Cliff about the Latest School Shooting

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

Another horrible and unnecessary school shooting today. It doesnt take a CSI team or FBI profiler to figure out which way the alleged shooter T.J. Lane, was headed in life. Look up his Facebook profile. He has a sister. He … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff’s Trip Advisor Restaurant Review: Canton Cooks

Posted on March 8, 2012 by captaincliff

Normally CaptCliff’s restaurant reviews are brutally honest and dark, often skewering lesser food establishments for their faddishness, their inconsistency and especially their overall tendency toward providing too little for too much. I’m generally looking for a good value, not a … Continue reading →

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