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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world

Creative Approaches to Stress Reduction: You’re Full of Shit Day

Creative Approaches to Stress Reduction: You’re Full of Shit Day  by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D. by captaincliff I’m sure we all agree that too much stress is a major problem in society. The human body is basically like a big pressure cooker and … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Kvetchers: A Pirate-anical Public Service and For Profit Business

  Kvetchers: The Business of Getting Things Done   by Cliff Mazer, Ph.D., aka CaptCliff A Pirate-anical approach to helping people. We’re a little like the pros on Hoarders but we carry swords and curse occasionally (sometimes in Yiddish).   … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Tavi Gevinson’s David Sedaris Interview

  Posted on February 18, 2013 by captaincliff Token Older Guy Response to Tavi’s David Sedaris Interview in  rookiemag.com:   I got some news for you, Tavi. David Sadaris, who is admittedly a very funny man and talented writer is not really that … Continue reading

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Happy Spiritual Valentines Day

  Does anybody remember being a kid and filling out those stacks of cheap but colorful Valentines Day cards? Do you remember the little multi-colored candy hearts and the various sayings on them? I remember take the time to pick out … Continue reading

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Mock Review: Carnival Triumph

Dear Sirs: I have to take issue with some of the amenities and services provided to us on the Carnival Triumph and the “vacation” cruise I am currently STILL on with my family. I should have known something was off … Continue reading

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Love and Sex Like Ketchup: Slow is Better

When it comes to love and especially sex you cant just “orchestrate” things to make it happen. Such intimacy, if it is to be genuine and not just “hooking up” as my kids would say, must be felt from the … Continue reading

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Jazzy Cat, Jazzy Cat, Baker’s Man…….

Jazzy cat is sick again and may soon be headed to wherever pets go when they depart from this earthly plane. She lived at my house for awhile and I got to know her pretty well. Now she hangs at … Continue reading

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Guest Blog: Creative Expression is the Healing of the Soul

My super spiritual and super creative friend Joede in Chicago wrote this response to my last blog about trauma, depression, and repression. I’ve never done a guest blog before but somehow it makes me feel kind of important, like David … Continue reading

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Trauma, Repression, and Depression

Perhaps one of the saddest and most tragic aspects of PTSD is the warped soul energy created by denied and suppressed trauma. In the effort to repress something horrific, human beings create a kind of psychological and emotional vacuum or … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Tikkun Olam and Hitler’s Traveling Toilet

I just read an interesting and very well written article about Hitler’s toilet. Not only was it hard core journalism involving solid empirical research, fluid prose (no pun intended) and historically relevant, it also brought home to me certain big … Continue reading

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