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Sandusky/Tickle Monster Bear Idea

A brown bear I will call “Tickle Monster” has eaten a convicted killer in Canada (see web link below). The bear was later euthanized by the Canadian Park Service because large bears reportedly have the ability to “remember their food … Continue reading →

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Will Whoever Was NOT Molested By Jerry Sandusky Please Stand Up

Disclaimer: The following blog was just written under the influence of Benedryl, antihistamine gel, 800 mgs of Ibuprofen and possibly a Viagra pill I mistakenly thought was for allergy relief. I took them all after being stung twice by Yellow … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff on Those Jerky Little Kids on the Bus

Have you watched the viral video of the poor (submissive) school monitor lady on the bus taking heaps of verbal abuse from jerky little preteen boys? How long could you have put up with that before you said to yourself, … Continue reading →

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That Crazy Ambien: How to Make a Zombie

Have you ever taken Ambien, the popular sleeping pill and gotten a relatively decent nights sleep only to wake up to garlic bread crumbs, a stop watch, an empty carton of orange sherbet and one of your neighbors you never … Continue reading →

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Fathers Day and the Fancy Shmancy Coffee Maker

My kids got me one of those Keurig auto-make coffee machines for Fathers Day. The coffee tastes good and there are many choices, ie. Starbucks dark roast, expresso, Caribou breakfast blend, high grade heroin, morning methadone, etc. Apparently anything can … Continue reading →

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Furry People to the Rescue

In an about face, so to speak, I will report some “good news” to offset my regular  reporting about weird people sexually abusing animals, themselves, and their stuffed Teddy Bears (see previous blog posts). In Pittsburgh they hold the annual … Continue reading →

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The Wrath of CaptCliff

I just saw the remake of “The Time Machine” (2002). I waited all these years to see it because I just KNEW what I would think of it. How about this summary: A tangled, incomprehensible perversion of the original movie … Continue reading →

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Man/Bear Love: Violation of Privacy or Excuse for Another Personality Disorder?

Can you guess that this is my first blog about plushophilia (sex with stuffed animals)? Ok, you know I have to comment about weird sex news. So let’s just say it and get it over with. A man in Ohio … Continue reading →

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Does Facebook Make You Immortal?

Not to be insensitive but I noticed recently you can still make Facebook friends with dead people. That’s right. I have clicked onto Facebook profiles of human beings and a few dogs whom I know for a fact are deceased … Continue reading →

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If I’m Not a Kangaroo………

If I’m Not a Kangaroo Why do I have a Male FUPA? FUPA is “Fat Upper Pubic Area”. I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary. I’ve noticed for awhile now, well, especially since I lost weight (about 15 lbs.) … Continue reading →

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