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CaptCliff is Sick as a Dog Blog

What if I told you I have been sick for a couple days and I am getting bored to tears with my own hacking, wheezing, lying in a prone position, checking my emails for non-existent fan mail, checking my Facebook … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff Initiates FUN (Fucked Up News) Blog

  I’m sorry for cussing but some news stories just beg the question, “How is this even fucking possible??” Check this out:  http://www.wftv.com/news/28978780/detail.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss   Ok, do you see what I mean? How do two (as opposed to just one) moving … Continue reading →

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Planet of the Apes: Hey Hey We’re the Monkeys!

The London Riots: How do we explain them? Alienation meets opportunity?  Young nihilistic ragers bearing Blackberries beget and become uber-greedy and hyper-materialistic? How about mass psychology and peer pressure?  Is it more an expression of Clockwork Orange 2011 or Planet … Continue reading →

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Casey’s Diary: Return to Orlando (cont)

8/1/11  Casey Diary: Return to Orlando (cont) :   Dear Diary, OMG, I’m so sick of everybody! After getting back home from Abbatabad and rinsing off all the goat stink, I havent had one minutes peace to myself!  Jose gave me … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff Schedules a Colonic

Disclaimer: This news update is NOT for the squeamish.   Reunion Update:  In addition to my intensive and much belated exercise regime, I just scheduled a session of “colonic therapy” for myself. The name of the place is “Sacred Waters”.  … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff Issues Stern Warning to Young People

Just received this offer by email: “Engage and capture your community in this powerful, configurable and extensible conversation platform. Enable users to log in and share with their choice of social network and/or your own proprietary login. Traffic,Trending,Spam and bad … Continue reading →

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Casey’s diary: Back to the Homeland

Casey’s Diary Day Two: Back to the Homeland   Ok, things definitely did not work out in Attatabad, or whatever they call it. Pakistan is so stupid! All I did was sit around and do my nails (mortuary black with … Continue reading →

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CaptCliff’s Fancy Restaurant Review: Canoe

Canoe Restaurant Review Rating 4 stars out of 5 (To get a 5 they have to be absolutely flawless, offer sexual amenities,  and/or free organ transplants)   After two weeks of exercising and eating healthy (ok, I was starving to … Continue reading →

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Casey in Hiding: Day One

Casey’s Journal: Day One Wow, I cant believe I am out!! It’s so weird to be able to just get up and do whatever I want! I also cant believe all these people sent me free money and checks. I … Continue reading →

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All the News Thats Fit To…..Blech

In my capacity as a certified sexologist, it has come to my attention that I sometimes exceed my mandate to inform the public about interesting sex related news articles, including the guy whose wife cut off his manhood (hood and … Continue reading →

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